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transcript of the radio conversation of a US Naval ship and the Canadians (Oct 95)
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This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US Naval ship and the Canadians, off the coast of Newfoundland, Oct 95. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95:


Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid a collision.


Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North, to avoid a collision


Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.


Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.


Canadians: Negative. I say again, You will have to divert your course.


Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER US LINCOLN. THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S 15 DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFTY OF THIS SHIP.


Canadians: We are a lighthouse. Your call.
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go usa :) tho that's not a new one to me, it's a nice one :D
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to me it was :)
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Post by Clown »

Not new, not real, but funny still.

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yeah nice one ;)
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:bday: funneh stuff indeed
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3 viruses from that contraband site, cheers DEN! :rambo:
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np love :)
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Post by Zan »

... gotta lurve thoese Americans :attack:
Clown wrote:Not new, not real, but funny still.

http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthse.htm
I would disclaim it too ;P

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