Why beer is better than retarded people

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Why beer is better than retarded people

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Beer doesn't drool.
Beer stains wash out easier than drool.
Beer will wait patiently in the car while you play football
Beer is never late.
You don't have to limit yourself to bisyllabic words in discourse with beer.
Beer doesn't cry if you forget it.
Beer doesn't vote.
Beer never answers your phone.
Beer doesn't scribble over your crosswords
Beer doesn't demand to watch cartoons.
Beer won't ask loud, embarrassing questions in public.
If the head's too big on your beer you can blow it off.
If the head's too small on your beer you can get another.
Beer doesn't have to be sterilized
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You can push beer around in a wheelchair without any embarrassment too
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Post by emu »

pmsl at you highlighting homophobic remarks.
:lol:

You truely are a funny guy :lol:
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Aduh? Homophobic? O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o
Para mim tanto me faz! Que digas coisas boas ou coisas más! Ou mesmo que inventes! Algo que eu nunca fiz!!!! YYYEEEAAAHHH
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Preto wrote:Aduh? Homophobic? O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o
get to fuck, where is my beer
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Post by sayvzah »

emu, u really got nothing to do, do you? or do you just want too be funny? Try to be funny without those lifeless 'jokes' or what ever you want too call them. Ur the only retard in here. But Hee! maybe you can use this one too: Beer doesnt make retarded 'jokes' like emu
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Post by emu »

sayvzah wrote:emu, u really got nothing to do, do you? or do you just want too be funny? Try to be funny without those lifeless 'jokes' or what ever you want too call them. Ur the only retard in here. But Hee! maybe you can use this one too: Beer doesnt make retarded 'jokes' like emu
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Post by VIDAR »

seriously emu.
you are the biggest forum whore around here. its like aq2 / everton / wow ? ;p
and if you spend so much time here, ibet you spend just as much time on the others forums.
like 9/10 posts are from you :)
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Keeping AQ2 forum boards alive since 2004
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Post by dudemcpek »

Keep up the good work, emu! :tup:
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Post by Titchy »

dont blame it on emu, hes just doing what his friends does ;<
HEHE and since everyone is here checking the forum guess u guys dont got so much to do either, like me :hop:
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We love the way you enlight us with your wisedom, emu! :tup:
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