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Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 9:55 am
by Clement
yes we've all seen die hard 3....

Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 12:53 am
by ZoRoXo
proper riddle fuct?!?!?

ok here some harder ones:

1. a detective found a dead man sitting at his desk with a gun in his hand, and a tape recorder was on his desk...the detective came in and picked up the tape recorder and pressed the play button...he heard "i am sick of my life. i have no purpose to live" and then a gunshot.

the detective instantly knew it was murder, not suicide. how?

2. the man who makes it, has no need of it
the man who buys it, buys it not for himself
the man who uses it, is not aware of it.
what is it?

3. A man lives on the 50th floor. When returning home, this man takes the elevator to the 20th floor and walk the rest of the way up by stairs. Other nights, he would take the elevator straight up to the 50th floor.
Why does he do this??

Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 11:53 am
by Mutu
Scared sleeping

Shakey went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there's somebody on top of it. Top, under, top, under. "you gotta help me, I'm going crazy!"

"Just put yourself in my hands for two years," said the shrink. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears."

"How much do you charge?"

"A hundred dollars per visit."

"I'll sleep on it," said Shakey.

Six months later the doctor met Shakey on the street. "Why didn't you ever

come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist.

"For a hundred buck's a visit? A bartender cured me for ten dollars."

"Is that so! How?"

"He told me to cut the legs off the bed!"

Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 7:51 am
by fuct
1. The voice is a woman
2. emu
3. He is retarded

Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 4:24 pm
by nufan
1. he can't like rewind the taperecorder so that when it pushes play it's from the start.. he's like supose to be dead..

2. cba

3.cba

Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 12:51 am
by ZoRoXo
1 correct. :hop:

2. not emu but a coffein :P

3. he`s a midget :bday:

Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 8:04 am
by fuct
just to clarify....my #1 is right...not nufans :)

Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 8:48 am
by nufan
sucky answer then :D
2 and 3 aswell

Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 8:50 am
by emu
nufan wrote:sucky answer then :D
2 and 3 aswell
get me the flannel to wipe this freezing cold cock junk off my kite

Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 2:28 pm
by ZoRoXo
fuct wrote:just to clarify....my #1 is right...not nufans :)
:P no nufan`s one is correct, ur was just stupid :m00:

ok, next:
what has a lot of bones, but cannot walk?

Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 1:43 am
by BeAViS
#1 broth
#2 skeleton

Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 4:10 am
by ZoRoXo
its not a skeleton and i dont even know what a broth is :P