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Repsaj
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after getting the dwarf really stoned, by feeding him the 'weed smoking fish',
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he confessed where the princess was taken, The byr was hiding the princess in



byr = big yellow robot
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an underground cave, hidden in the foggy swamps of Laktardok, so Kermit was
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forced to go to the gun shop to buy some heavy
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artillery. He bought a catapult and a magical peashooter, now
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Fred started crying and screaming: I WANT A GUN TOO!!! so
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Kermit bought fred a waterpistol with a bottle of alchohol, Now
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they could proceed to the foggy swamps but not before
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Fred taking a sip from his alcohol, totally changing his mind into
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Post by Clown »

the mind of Jean Claude van Damme! Then he said
I don't give a shit.
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"Ich bin ein Berliner!" and bitchslapped Kermit in the eye !!! after that
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Kermit karate chopped fred and said: DOWN BOY! after that they entered the cave
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Post by Clown »

I bet they wished they didn't use the torch as a light sabre now because it was a dark and cold cave.
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Again it was the fairy who spoke, she said "Let there be light".
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and light there was, suddenly they heard a loud
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