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battle of wits

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 4:49 am
by Den
transcript of the radio conversation of a US Naval ship and the Canadians (Oct 95)
(Kontraband ref : K1961
This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US Naval ship and the Canadians, off the coast of Newfoundland, Oct 95. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95:


Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid a collision.


Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North, to avoid a collision


Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.


Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.


Canadians: Negative. I say again, You will have to divert your course.


Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER US LINCOLN. THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S 15 DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFTY OF THIS SHIP.


Canadians: We are a lighthouse. Your call.
:lol:

http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp ... W=0&page=7

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 7:03 am
by imeiz
go usa :) tho that's not a new one to me, it's a nice one :D

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 7:06 am
by Den
to me it was :)

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 7:28 am
by Clown
Not new, not real, but funny still.

http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthse.htm

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 7:58 am
by arNe
yeah nice one ;)

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 4:52 pm
by fuct
:bday: funneh stuff indeed

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 6:17 am
by TotteN

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 10:34 am
by Grim
3 viruses from that contraband site, cheers DEN! :rambo:

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 5:30 am
by Den
np love :)

Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 4:18 am
by BeAViS
funny stuff :D

Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 4:25 am
by Zan
... gotta lurve thoese Americans :attack:
Clown wrote:Not new, not real, but funny still.

http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthse.htm
I would disclaim it too ;P

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