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Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 3:42 am
Hello this is a story u need to be over 12 to read this!
It's a story about 2 campers thats going in the wood... and one of the campers started to get hungry and tired... so they were looking after a place to sleep and eat at... well they found a farm outside the wood.. and when they knocked at the door a old ugly women camed out...and they asked her if they could get some sleep and food.
but she said if u want to sleep and get food then u need to have sex with me
they said both no beacuse shes really ugly
but after that she said that they could sleep outside in the "cow building"
but at the night one camper got really hungry
so he knocked at the door and said yea sure lets have sex
so they went up to the bed
but before they started the camper said.. i cant fuck with no food in my stomach... so she went down and got some food for him,.. sausage , potatoes, chips and corns
after he have eat all and was full of food so did he save a corn!
and when they fucked he used it as a penis and she didnt notice it... so she were happy ebacuse she thogut they made realyl good sex
after the sex the camper throw the corn outside the window
and he was really happy and stuff so he went outisde to the "cow building" and went sleep
next morning when he woke up his friend told him.. when he was outside last night and peeing so did he found a corn with alot of butter and it tasted wodnerfull!
i hope u enyoiiiid it people!
over and out
It's a story about 2 campers thats going in the wood... and one of the campers started to get hungry and tired... so they were looking after a place to sleep and eat at... well they found a farm outside the wood.. and when they knocked at the door a old ugly women camed out...and they asked her if they could get some sleep and food.
but she said if u want to sleep and get food then u need to have sex with me
they said both no beacuse shes really ugly
but after that she said that they could sleep outside in the "cow building"
but at the night one camper got really hungry
so he knocked at the door and said yea sure lets have sex
so they went up to the bed
but before they started the camper said.. i cant fuck with no food in my stomach... so she went down and got some food for him,.. sausage , potatoes, chips and corns
after he have eat all and was full of food so did he save a corn!
and when they fucked he used it as a penis and she didnt notice it... so she were happy ebacuse she thogut they made realyl good sex
after the sex the camper throw the corn outside the window
and he was really happy and stuff so he went outisde to the "cow building" and went sleep
next morning when he woke up his friend told him.. when he was outside last night and peeing so did he found a corn with alot of butter and it tasted wodnerfull!
i hope u enyoiiiid it people!
over and out
