Codename: Panzers Phase Two
Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 2:02 pm
http://pc.gamezone.com/gzreviews/r25810.htm
Well. I've no idea what this game is. I just typed "new games" in google, went to the first link and saw the upper big letters. Clicked it, copied and pasted.
In fact, I can't care less what's the game about.
Although I can speculate what's it about. I heard about a porno movie with the word Panzer somewhere there. So it could be a dominatrix simulator controlling your not-nazi slave. Cutting him, slicing him parts of his body and all those beautiful night activities (or also daylight, maybe while an important battle takes place). But I doubt it.
Maybe another game with those crappy codes and puzzles. "Where is the key to open the locker where the key to open the keylocker with all the keys of the house", which are horrid -specially when you find your time so valuable.
I also think in some third/fourth/fifth/sixth
episode to Commander Keen
or some game of that kin
(turum tss).
General Phase, the erradicator of big headed aliens! That would be awesome! But still not enthusiastic enough to make me click and read.
I wonder how many gramathic errors I've already made.
It could be also some kind of crappy simulator where no matter how fast your machine is, it's still slow... and slower when you go into the cockpit.
I think I would never guess what the f#ck it could be, or even get a cool hope to actually click on the link. But I still hope you will.
By the way, today I saw a fly on a bug killer. It looked awesome, specially for the colors of its back and the acid green of the net. It kinda reminded me to a not-important-date firework. But flying, without even moving.
C.
PS: And no, the italic has no reason at all.
Well. I've no idea what this game is. I just typed "new games" in google, went to the first link and saw the upper big letters. Clicked it, copied and pasted.
In fact, I can't care less what's the game about.
Although I can speculate what's it about. I heard about a porno movie with the word Panzer somewhere there. So it could be a dominatrix simulator controlling your not-nazi slave. Cutting him, slicing him parts of his body and all those beautiful night activities (or also daylight, maybe while an important battle takes place). But I doubt it.
Maybe another game with those crappy codes and puzzles. "Where is the key to open the locker where the key to open the keylocker with all the keys of the house", which are horrid -specially when you find your time so valuable.
I also think in some third/fourth/fifth/sixth
episode to Commander Keen
or some game of that kin
(turum tss).
General Phase, the erradicator of big headed aliens! That would be awesome! But still not enthusiastic enough to make me click and read.
I wonder how many gramathic errors I've already made.
It could be also some kind of crappy simulator where no matter how fast your machine is, it's still slow... and slower when you go into the cockpit.
I think I would never guess what the f#ck it could be, or even get a cool hope to actually click on the link. But I still hope you will.
By the way, today I saw a fly on a bug killer. It looked awesome, specially for the colors of its back and the acid green of the net. It kinda reminded me to a not-important-date firework. But flying, without even moving.
C.
PS: And no, the italic has no reason at all.