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Yes just click here u motherfucker

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 3:10 am
by DaNi
Being a man, I've never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differs so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.
I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. I have never figured out why the sexual desire gene gets thrown into a state of turmoil, when it hears the words "I do."

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't Feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said "WHAT????!!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear ..
"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store.

I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'll just buy them all.She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit.We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.
Let me tell you ... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck! I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even Know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey". She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier".

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT???!!!"

I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for awhile. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the Things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either...

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 3:17 am
by mirror
haha n1 :>

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 3:19 am
by Den
hehe :)

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:32 am
by Zonic
seriously, did you do that?

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Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:59 am
by Den
So far i know, Mr. Dani doesnt have a wife :)

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 5:24 am
by IBA
Dani 4 president

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 5:52 am
by noVa
Hahah! This made my day :D

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 6:20 am
by Clavven
well done dani B>

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 6:26 am
by pauhi
Pfft, it's pasted from somewhere. Just cant remember where.. :)

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 6:54 am
by zede
HAHA! Beeing there, doing that. ;D (not married tough)

NICE ONE.

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 6:59 am
by Da^JuaN
Very great story :)

Pauhi: http://www.google.nl/search?q=%22The+ve ... L:official

Its on many sites ;)

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 7:00 am
by Clown
It's obvious it's a story. It's obvious it's a joke. No need to be a smart arse about it.

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 7:17 am
by imeiz
i got 2 things:

1) "hehe"
2) wrong forum

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 7:28 am
by Stric
Funny :hop:

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 7:39 am
by Clown
imeiz wrote:2) wrong forum
NEEERRRRDD RAAAAGGGGEEE