Joke
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 8:17 am
What have Richard Hammond and Elton John got in common?
Both their helmets are covered in skid marks.
Both their helmets are covered in skid marks.
Bad emu
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Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 8:32 am
Bad emu
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 9:22 am
yaahahaahhahahahaha!
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 10:05 am
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 10:57 am
what does computers eat? 
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 11:09 am
oh you fùcking plank.nufan wrote:what does computers eat?
I notice you don't see the relevance of this joke do you.
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 1:57 pm
jaha
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 2:43 am
i think it`s memorynufan wrote:what does computers eat?
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 5:32 am
no.. chips!
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 7:53 am
ok i go nextJohnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 8:05 am
Johnny
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 8:12 am
right. ok a harder one
You have a barrel of oil, and you need to measure out just one gallon. How do you do this if you only have a three-gallon container and a five-gallon container?
You have a barrel of oil, and you need to measure out just one gallon. How do you do this if you only have a three-gallon container and a five-gallon container?
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 8:20 am
you fill up the 5 gallon one, pour 3 gallons into the 3 gallon one, empty the 3 gallons in the 3 gallon one. take the 2 gallons left in the 5 gallon can, pour it into the 3 gallon one, fill up the 5 gallon again, pour the rest needed to fil the 3 gallon one from the 5 liter. Th 5 gallon will now contain 4 gallons.
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 8:20 am
Fill the 3 gallon to the top and pour it into the 5 gallon.
Fill the 3 again and use that to fill up the 5, leaving you one gallon in the 3 gallon barrel.
Now if you had have said 'You want to measure 4 gallons (which is the proper riddle)' you would do it like this:
Fill the 3 gallon to the top and pour it into the 5 gallon.
Fill the '3' again and pour it into the '5' again, leaving you one gallon in the 3 gallon drum.
Pour out everything in the '5' and put the one gallon from the '3' into it leaving you one gallon in the 5 gallon barrel.
Fill the '3' again and pour it into the '5' and hey presto, four gallons.
Fill the 3 again and use that to fill up the 5, leaving you one gallon in the 3 gallon barrel.
Now if you had have said 'You want to measure 4 gallons (which is the proper riddle)' you would do it like this:
Fill the 3 gallon to the top and pour it into the 5 gallon.
Fill the '3' again and pour it into the '5' again, leaving you one gallon in the 3 gallon drum.
Pour out everything in the '5' and put the one gallon from the '3' into it leaving you one gallon in the 5 gallon barrel.
Fill the '3' again and pour it into the '5' and hey presto, four gallons.
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 8:24 am
haaaah! haaaaah! grifffin wins agaaaain! haaaaah! haaaaah!