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Why beer is better than retarded people
Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 1:31 pm
by emu
Beer doesn't drool.
Beer stains wash out easier than drool.
Beer will wait patiently in the car while you play football
Beer is never late.
You don't have to limit yourself to bisyllabic words in discourse with beer.
Beer doesn't cry if you forget it.
Beer doesn't vote.
Beer never answers your phone.
Beer doesn't scribble over your crosswords
Beer doesn't demand to watch cartoons.
Beer won't ask loud, embarrassing questions in public.
If the head's too big on your beer you can blow it off.
If the head's too small on your beer you can get another.
Beer doesn't have to be sterilized
Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 1:32 pm
by emu
You can push beer around in a wheelchair without any embarrassment too
Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 2:50 pm
by cRiMiNaL
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:03 pm
by emu
pmsl at you highlighting homophobic remarks.
You truely are a funny guy
Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 11:27 pm
by Preto
Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 12:09 am
by emu
get to fuck, where is my beer
Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 5:10 am
by sayvzah
emu, u really got nothing to do, do you? or do you just want too be funny? Try to be funny without those lifeless 'jokes' or what ever you want too call them. Ur the only retard in here. But Hee! maybe you can use this one too: Beer doesnt make retarded 'jokes' like emu
Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 5:43 am
by emu
sayvzah wrote:emu, u really got nothing to do, do you? or do you just want too be funny? Try to be funny without those lifeless 'jokes' or what ever you want too call them. Ur the only retard in here. But Hee! maybe you can use this one too: Beer doesnt make retarded 'jokes' like emu
Kiss your retarded mother from me.
Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 6:02 am
by VIDAR
seriously emu.
you are the biggest forum whore around here. its like aq2 / everton / wow ? ;p
and if you spend so much time here, ibet you spend just as much time on the others forums.
like 9/10 posts are from you
Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 6:03 am
by emu
Keeping AQ2 forum boards alive since 2004
Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 6:41 am
by dudemcpek
Keep up the good work, emu!
Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 7:12 am
by Titchy
dont blame it on emu, hes just doing what his friends does ;<
HEHE and since everyone is here checking the forum guess u guys dont got so much to do either, like me
Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 7:25 pm
by Lotus
Selflove comes through afk.
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 5:09 am
by BeAViS
1st Pole: "Oh, no! The cops are following us. Are their flashers on?
2nd Pole: "Yep ...nope...yep...nope..."
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 8:33 am
by L0ki
We love the way you enlight us with your wisedom, emu!
