Joke
Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 2:55 am
Englishman Irishman and Scotsman are sentenced to 20 years in solitary in a South American jail. They are allowed to request one thing befoe the doors are shut, after which they will only be fed and watered through a trapdoor.
English bloke asks for 20 years supply of the finest Havana cigars, he is given them ,and the cell door is shut.
Irish bloke asks for 20 years of writing materials and is given them.
Scotsman asks for 20 years supply of finest Highland single malts and is given them.
20 years later they open the Scotsman's cell and find he has died of cirrhosis, but had a smile on his face.
They open the Irishman's cell to find he has penned some of the greatest literature seen since Yeats, Joyce and Beckett.
They open the Englisman's cell, and he politely asks:.......
I say old chap, would you have a light please?
English bloke asks for 20 years supply of the finest Havana cigars, he is given them ,and the cell door is shut.
Irish bloke asks for 20 years of writing materials and is given them.
Scotsman asks for 20 years supply of finest Highland single malts and is given them.
20 years later they open the Scotsman's cell and find he has died of cirrhosis, but had a smile on his face.
They open the Irishman's cell to find he has penned some of the greatest literature seen since Yeats, Joyce and Beckett.
They open the Englisman's cell, and he politely asks:.......
I say old chap, would you have a light please?