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Post by Den »

Ahem! :D



<ckx> women ask for it

<ckx> they act all old and mature

<ckx> and then you stick your cock up their ass

<ckx> and they get all bitchy

<ckx> "I"M ONLY 13, I'M ONLY 13!!!"



<h|tler> HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU TELL THAT I'M 13 BY LOOKING AT WHAT I'M WRITEING?????????????????????????????????????????????????????



<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.



<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler

<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown

<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown

<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews

<RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao



frank> can you help me install GTA3?

<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using

frank has quit IRC. (Quit)

<knightmare> ...



JoshQ: hey a kid just got hit by a car outside my house.

vietchino: call 911

JoshQ: i will when my download is done.



<|404notfound> My friend, who was new to online gaming, complained to me about a 30 ping.

<donotdisturb> LOL

<|404notfound> But that's not all. His question to me was:

<|404notfound> "Why won't it go any higher?"



[Lord-Data] Id like to know.. Who discovered cows could be milked, and WTF WAS HE DOING!?
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Post by kaaos »

and more at www.bash.org kthxbye.
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Post by hage »

Or check http://www.bash.org/



That where they all came from. :)
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Post by Den »

Oh :) well i wouldnt know.. some pasted them on irc
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Post by Beavisss »

JoshQ: hey a kid just got hit by a car outside my house.

vietchino: call 911

JoshQ: i will when my download is done.
Really funny :D
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Post by Hirchart »

ehehe, lol :D
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