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Hello this is a story u need to be over 12 to read this!

It's a story about 2 campers thats going in the wood... and one of the campers started to get hungry and tired... so they were looking after a place to sleep and eat at... well they found a farm outside the wood.. and when they knocked at the door a old ugly women camed out...and they asked her if they could get some sleep and food.
but she said if u want to sleep and get food then u need to have sex with me
they said both no beacuse shes really ugly
but after that she said that they could sleep outside in the "cow building"
but at the night one camper got really hungry
so he knocked at the door and said yea sure lets have sex
so they went up to the bed
but before they started the camper said.. i cant fuck with no food in my stomach... so she went down and got some food for him,.. sausage , potatoes, chips and corns
after he have eat all and was full of food so did he save a corn!
and when they fucked he used it as a penis and she didnt notice it... so she were happy ebacuse she thogut they made realyl good sex
after the sex the camper throw the corn outside the window
and he was really happy and stuff so he went outisde to the "cow building" and went sleep
next morning when he woke up his friend told him.. when he was outside last night and peeing so did he found a corn with alot of butter and it tasted wodnerfull!

i hope u enyoiiiid it people!

over and out ;)
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Post by Mutu »

Wee a joke thread..

Blonde in Pain
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A blonde told her doctor that she was really worried because every part of her body hurt.
The doctor looked concerned and said, "Show me where."

The blonde touched her own arm and screamed, "Ouch!"

Then she touched her leg and screamed, "Ouch!"

She touched her nose and cried, "Ouch!"

She looked at her doctor and said, "See? It hurts everywhere!"

The doctor laughed and said, "Don't worry; it's not serious. You''ve just got a broken index finger."




English is a stupid language.
There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England
French fries were not invented in France.
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Post by Rulf »

Here is a new joke!

Funny man - Why does french peoples like snails?

Mofo man - No ide?!?!

Funny man - Because they doesn't like fast food!

enjoy ! ;D
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Post by dudemcpek »

This is so AQ2 related.
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Post by Rulf »

asskicker did i write that its aq2 related? :shocker:
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this is not the fum forum but the eneral AQ2 forum :bday:
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Post by Rulf »

yea whatever i didnt have time to think about those kind of stuff this morning just be happy and write some funny "aq2" storys :P
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Post by sCrewFace »

He's my best joke:

Rulf has no penis..

Hehe!
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Post by Rulf »

sF u sure knows how to be a funny guy! :D
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Post by Mutu »

Rulf wrote:yea whatever i didnt have time to think about those kind of stuff this morning just be happy and write some funny "aq2" storys :P
Well, one time i had about 1100 dmg, and have no frags! Kind of stealing? :hop:
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Post by Stim »

Mutu wrote: English is a stupid language.
There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England
French fries were not invented in France.
In Danish I believe hedgehog translates to "stickpig"... and hippo translates to "river horse"... strange that you should shun the english language when it's not the only at fault :)
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