Fnis, great story!
Left me behind thinking two things
"Gotta get a wife and pull off that trick!!!"
and
"Why on earth was I so tempted to click this topic, seeing the name of it?!"
I actually felt quite dumb and bored for doing it afterwards.
edit: for clicking, not for getting a wife etc.
A good discussion is like a miniskirt; long enough to cover the subject, but short enough to pertain interest
//Splinter