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Blizzeh

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Post by Blizzeh »

right, old aq2-er Alex aka Slayer, from the old zen, sc* etc

told me this on icq, so thank him if it really works :D



Ok hole up two fingers to a girl and go

"Do you know why you should always frig with these two fingers"

Girl "No"

Because they are mine



and another one



"Come and sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up" :D





I think he uses that to pick up the sheep there in Wales, but who knows :D
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Post by Den »

lol :)

that 1 is a bit lame
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Post by Clown »

blizz say hi to slayer for me next time you see him



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Post by Reloiz »

"You know what's the word of the week?"

"No, what?"

"Legs. Do you want to come and spread the word?"

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Post by Deimos »

Hmmz i mostly used this one:



Hey there, i can't find my cigarets, can i set you on fire tonight?



Well it looks lame, but worked about 80 times for me (with different bishes offcourse)...
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Post by -[[Sky]]- »

Blizzeh wrote:
I think he uses that to pick up the sheep there in Wales, but who knows :D


oi watch it you!! :wink: Cymru am Byth etc



Oh and Blizzeh, tell Slayer I said alright mucker if you see him ;) ta :P
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Post by Hirchart »

wanna dance ? girl : yes, sure :oops: you : good, then i can sit here..

wanna have a drink ? girl : yes sure you: pointing, you can get it there

I'm may-b not the most handsome guy around here, but the only who is talking to you
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Post by Hirchart »

why did alex stop anyway ? :cry:
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Post by Blizzeh »

uhu, will do Skynett0r :D



and Hirchart, Alex stopped because he was broke, so he had to give up internet, and now he found a job at some Greenpeace shop :lol:



and he's more into Chess these days.. zzzzz



anyways, he won't be coming back :(
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Post by Hirchart »

sadly.. :( - and how about his little brother ? messiah, where did he go to ?
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