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Post by emu »

This married couple have been trying for a baby for ages and have had no luck whatsoever. Finally, the woman says to the man: "You must be infertile, go to the hospital an get some tests done."

So the guy goes to the hospital, has the tests, comes back and reports to his wife: "I'm fine love, there's nothing wrong with me... it must be you. Why don't you go and get some tests done?"

So the woman goes to the hospital, has some tests done, returns to her husband and says: "Well, you'll be pleased to know that you'll be changing some nappies in nine months time"

"Why?" The man says, "Are you pregnant?"

"No" the wife replies... "I've got bowel cancer"

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Post by fuct »

Finally, something worth reading from you.
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Post by stan0x »

emu.


u wierd munkey.


ga back where u came from. :shocker:
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Post by Mutu »

Why couldn't you just wrote this joke on the first joke thread you made.
So all jokes goes in one thread? :P
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Post by Caracol »

Or just don't write them at all!
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Post by BeAViS »

clearly emu style :shock:
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Post by stan0x »

Caracol wrote:Or just don't write them at all!

i agree
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