This married couple have been trying for a baby for ages and have had no luck whatsoever. Finally, the woman says to the man: "You must be infertile, go to the hospital an get some tests done."
So the guy goes to the hospital, has the tests, comes back and reports to his wife: "I'm fine love, there's nothing wrong with me... it must be you. Why don't you go and get some tests done?"
So the woman goes to the hospital, has some tests done, returns to her husband and says: "Well, you'll be pleased to know that you'll be changing some nappies in nine months time"
"Why?" The man says, "Are you pregnant?"
"No" the wife replies... "I've got bowel cancer"
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