Guess who I bumped into at SpecSavers the other day?
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Guess Who...
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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a flyswatter. "What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh!, Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females", he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
"3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone". He responded.
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"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh!, Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females", he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
"3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone". He responded.
im here all week ladies and gents!
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a fella is taking out the weekly earnings from his jewellery store to take to the bank when 2 elephants cosh him over the head - take the money and then burgle the shop.
the police arrive and question the fella.
"What did they look like?" they asked
"What do you mean - what did they look like? They were f**king elephants" he replied
"well did they have big ears or little ears? did they have big tusks or little tusks?" asked the copper
"what?"
"well, african elephants have large ears and short tusks while Indian elephants have small ears and large tusks."
"Oh" replied the fella
"Well, what did they look like?" pressed the policman
"I dont know - they had balaclavas on!"
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the police arrive and question the fella.
"What did they look like?" they asked
"What do you mean - what did they look like? They were f**king elephants" he replied
"well did they have big ears or little ears? did they have big tusks or little tusks?" asked the copper
"what?"
"well, african elephants have large ears and short tusks while Indian elephants have small ears and large tusks."
"Oh" replied the fella
"Well, what did they look like?" pressed the policman
"I dont know - they had balaclavas on!"
Thank you! You've been a fantastic audience. Good night and God bless!
Call me your valentine call me once tonight
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" it seems he is a "rich" mans child with to much attitude, he's like the man version of Paris Hilton... such a jerk" - Romo
"på kvällarna förvandlas den spenslige solidas till....... STÅL-TIRRE!" - minch<br />
"i hoped i cud get a chance in iN when i saw even solidas cud do it " - Snigge/2fast4j00<br />
"iN minus sajh would be a nice clan and way better, but i would never ever stand playing with such an annoying player, lucky me that i didnt get a try in iN" - Romo
" it seems he is a "rich" mans child with to much attitude, he's like the man version of Paris Hilton... such a jerk" - Romo
