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Guess Who...
Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 6:01 am
by emu
Guess who I bumped into at SpecSavers the other day?
Everyone
I've been emu - you've been great. Thank you and good night!
Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 6:17 am
by emu
two fish in a tank. one says to the other, "how the fuck d'yer drive this thing?"
thank you, thank you!
Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 6:18 am
by emu
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a flyswatter. "What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh!, Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females", he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
"3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone". He responded.
im here all week ladies and gents!
Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 6:24 am
by emu
Doorbell - *Ring Ring*
Doorbell - *Ring Ring*
If thats the invisible man, tell him i cant see him.
Its funny half hour on aq2world!
Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 6:25 am
by emu
a fella is taking out the weekly earnings from his jewellery store to take to the bank when 2 elephants cosh him over the head - take the money and then burgle the shop.
the police arrive and question the fella.
"What did they look like?" they asked
"What do you mean - what did they look like? They were f**king elephants" he replied
"well did they have big ears or little ears? did they have big tusks or little tusks?" asked the copper
"what?"
"well, african elephants have large ears and short tusks while Indian elephants have small ears and large tusks."
"Oh" replied the fella
"Well, what did they look like?" pressed the policman
"I dont know - they had balaclavas on!"
Thank you! You've been a fantastic audience. Good night and God bless!
Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 6:32 am
by emu
extra number for the ladies!
what do you call a fly without any wings?
a walk.
Thank you, and good night! again you've been great!
Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 7:20 am
by sajh
hähä
Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 7:23 am
by nufan
one more for me pls
Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 7:41 am
by Beavisss
emu wrote:
Its funny half hour on aq2world!
NuFan Its funny half hour, so you should wait for tomorrow!
Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 8:13 am
by fuct
Why was the washing machine laughing?
cos it was takin the piss out of the knickers.
Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 9:28 am
by Fortune
ok so i might have overused this joke but its the only one i know (i might be able to remember more if i dont smoke weed like its going out of fashion :d ) 2 FLIES ARE EATING A PEICE OF SHIT...ONE OF THEM FARTS...THE OTHER SAYS...DO YOU MIND IM EATING!