Joke

[emu]

boy says to his mum Ive got the biggest cock at nursery is that because im scouse...?

She replys no its beacuse your 28 and a retard, now watch you dont get spaghetti down your Liverpool top.



Little pakistani bloke goes to heaven & knocks on the pearly gates

St Peter answers & calls out "Name?

"Mohammed"

St Peter shouts out "Anyone up here call a taxi?"

[Clown]

And then Mohammed takes off his Liverpool top and rubs his nipple.